By the Idler-in-Chief If the gods of Nyagenke ever wanted a theatre, they needn’t look further than our campaign trails. Forget drama, forget comedy; what we have is a fully-funded spectacle of steel, fuel, smoke and dust. The election bell is far from ringing but the Nyagenkeans have already been invited to line up, clap, […]

By the Idler-in-Chief Unknown to you, my grandson had 32 spikes in his mouth when Tokyo branded trousers became a big thing in Nyagenke and beyond, in the late 1990s. By spikes I mean teeth though honestly, one needed real spikes to defend himself from the jealous stares that followed anyone wearing the fabulous Tokyo. […]

By the Idler-in-Chief Here in Nyagenke, we have several categories of citizens; the hardworking, the politicians and the idle, whose interests I largely serve. We also have the wigs. You see, wigs are not just head-covering decorations. They’ve fully assimilated into our life and unconfirmed reports show that some wigs own voter’s cards, and made […]